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Saturday, 13 February 2016

Ketchup and Other Sauces, Real And Imaginary

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We trust that all our readers are familiar with the ketchup effect, whereby a desired quantity of something fails to appear for a long time...
Monday, 25 January 2016

One Battle Won, But the War Ain't Over

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Editor's note:   I had meant to post this yesterday, but there was an emergency at the women's shelter where I volunteer, and...
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Saturday, 9 January 2016

High Noon, Hell, and High Water - A Very Long Linguistic Rant

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It seems but a day or two since our last blog post, and yet how many things have happened! How much we shall have to tell! (And how much we...
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Thursday, 31 December 2015

Wishing All Our Readers a Towering Great New Year!

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Happy New Year! We shall keep this brief, to give you all more time for drunken revelry and orgiastic carousing, and also because sicknes...
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Friday, 25 December 2015

A Very Wet Blog Post

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We trust that everyone has had their annual Christmas bath and is now comfortable, clean, and drunk. Now that Christmas is to all in...
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Thursday, 24 December 2015

Balls! It's Christmas!

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It is Christmas Eve! The day on which Christmas is celebrated in all right-thinking countries*, including Scandiwegia, Germany , Poland , P...
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Sunday, 20 December 2015

Of Cats and Monkeys

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Friends, Romans, countrymen and -women! We've got all sorts of important news and toilet pictures, but first, an announcement: THERE ...
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