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Sunday, 29 January 2017

Rampant Murderous Nazis Are Taking Over the World, But Here Is a Picture of Jonny In a Toilet, for Your Convenience and Comfort

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What to do, when the world is being taken over by rampant, murderous Nazis? Well, here are some things we've been doing lately: * Re...
Monday, 2 January 2017

Toilet Tale - War and Piss

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A note of warning For non-regular readers, or readers who haven't been regular long enough to have experienced a Toilet Tale: Bra...
Saturday, 31 December 2016

2016 in Summary: Holding on to Hope, or, We're Really Cunting Angry, or, Fuck! Fuck! Fuck!

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So that's 2016 over and done with. As has been universally agreed, it's not been a highlight in terms of human enlightenment. Still...
Saturday, 24 December 2016

"My Friend Runs a Toilet Blog" - A Canoodling Kind of Christmas

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As all regular readers are aware, Christmas is celebrated on the 24th in all civilised parts of the world*, including, but not limited to,...
Thursday, 15 December 2016

Oh, Jonny - Losing Our Hearts to a Loose Cannon

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It is a truth universally acknowledged that 2016 has been a mind-bogglingly shitty year. The onslaught of misogyny, racism, Islamophobia an...
Saturday, 10 December 2016

A Rare Bit of Welsh Welcome, Intermingled with Screaming Bloody Horror

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Our efforts to educate the world at large and make it harden the fuck up are, as regular readers know to their chagrin, more or less cease...
Saturday, 3 December 2016

Bitches Love Pemberleys - Festchrift to Tudor Friend

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Friends, it is time for a Festschrift! As you know, rather like the way fat Tory landowners in Georgian times got made Members of Parliamen...