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Saturday, 4 March 2017

No Man (Or Woman) Is an Island

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So, what's new? At our end, nothing much. The weather's still terrible. The UK still largely lacks functioning plumbing. Rampant mu...
Saturday, 11 February 2017

Rough and Tumble Escapism

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Sometimes reality is so grim that one spends unreasonable time and energy constructing elaborate fantasies. This can be a productive strate...
Sunday, 29 January 2017

Rampant Murderous Nazis Are Taking Over the World, But Here Is a Picture of Jonny In a Toilet, for Your Convenience and Comfort

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What to do, when the world is being taken over by rampant, murderous Nazis? Well, here are some things we've been doing lately: * Re...
Monday, 2 January 2017

Toilet Tale - War and Piss

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A note of warning For non-regular readers, or readers who haven't been regular long enough to have experienced a Toilet Tale: Bra...
Saturday, 31 December 2016

2016 in Summary: Holding on to Hope, or, We're Really Cunting Angry, or, Fuck! Fuck! Fuck!

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So that's 2016 over and done with. As has been universally agreed, it's not been a highlight in terms of human enlightenment. Still...
Saturday, 24 December 2016

"My Friend Runs a Toilet Blog" - A Canoodling Kind of Christmas

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As all regular readers are aware, Christmas is celebrated on the 24th in all civilised parts of the world*, including, but not limited to,...
Thursday, 15 December 2016

Oh, Jonny - Losing Our Hearts to a Loose Cannon

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It is a truth universally acknowledged that 2016 has been a mind-bogglingly shitty year. The onslaught of misogyny, racism, Islamophobia an...