Panta, as someone in our near vicinity is fond of saying, rei. Everything flows; sometimes in the direction of the sewer, sometimes in the direction of your favourite intellectual toilet blog. Some rather exciting photos flowed our way recently from Tudor Friend, who says:
Hark! A creative urinal! Apparently in a Ford garage in Florida (friends are wintering there)
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| How delightful to a) be wintering in Florida and b) come across this amusing and innovative urinal! |
Tudor Friend continues:
The sinks that go with the keg/barrel urinal.
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| We've made our views on airdryers clear and that view is not a vista of mountains on a sunny day with goats frolicking in the valley, but rather a postmodernist industrial hellscape with machines that can tell when you're feeling sad and report you to the authorities. However, these sinks and also taps - which we assume are mixer-taps - are to be applauded. At length. With a da capo. |
We would also like to take this opportunity of alerting our readers to the existence of this article from CNN about a 2,700-year-old luxury toilet in Israel which Tudor Friend sent us with her usual intellectually stimulating kindness.
In an effort to expand our horizons we recently went to a Thai restaurant and, in an effort to save time while there, used the gents' toilet. Did we regret this decision? Reader, we did.
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| Does this sticky spot remind us of anything? It absolutely does: it reminds us of the SCREAMING BLOODY HORROR British workplace post. |
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| We lack the skills to read this sign, but are assuming that it is informative and helpful. We are also intrigued by what is either a mini radiator or a radiator cunningly hidden behind a wall. Unfortunately we were too horrified by the sticky spot on the floor to want to touch or explore anything in this loo, or we would most likely have investigated this for the benefit of our regular, and also less regular, readers. |
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| Perhaps we were not in an ideal place, physically, intellectually, or alcoholically, to take useful and productive toilet pictures at this point, but it seems that we thought the hand-washing and -drying arrangements at least satisfactory. |
We would like to take this opportunity of reminding everyone of Semi-Intellectual Friend's reporting from the dreamy, hyper-realistic plains of a post-post-modernist Thai shower.
Last, but not least, let there be Jonny toilet selfies. Jonny says:
It was at a Dog Disco in Vodka Revolution!We're not sure we understand a single word of that sentence, but trust that whatever was happening, Jonny remained hygienic throughout.
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| There is, apparently, a dog disco - whatever that might be - happening on the premises. |
For our less discerning readers, here is an amusing photo of Jonny appearing to be wearing a Tin Man-style hat.
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| Jonny: cultural icon and babe. |
Today's Festive Video is an amusing excerpt from the kind of high-brow cultural expressions we cherish here at the Privy Counsel.
Festive Video
Festive Video: An uplifting excerpt from the Barber of Seville.
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Semi-Intellectual Friend's reporting from the dreamy, hyper-realistic plains of a post-post-modernist Thai shower
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An article from CNN about a 2,700-year-old luxury toilet in Israel
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