The Privy Counsel (A Bog Blog)

What-ho, what-ho, good folks. Guess what? Sometimes there are unmistakable signs that there is hope for mankind, despite all the previous ...

What with having a monkey among our resident staff, our preferences in the soap department are firmly centred in the orangutan-friendly end...

How are you feeling? Christmas is a funny thing. In our experience, it's either over too soon or not soon enough. Monkey, however, has ...

It only happens once a year, so make sure you celebrate - today is World Toilet Day ! And what's more, it's Enlightened Friend ...

As previously mentioned , nobody quite knows where Semi-Intellectual Friend is, geographically, intellectually, or spiritually. Having gon...

Phew! What a week it's been! You must be fed up with staring at Eminem's face (or rather arse) from the last post , a whole week ag...

Monkey has long been annoyed with his local supermarket for not supplying soaps made with monkey-friendly sustainable palm oil . However, h...

 As you no doubt know, the moors are best avoided at moonlight, and at Halloween - shudder, scream and recoil - they are extra dangerous! ...

Semi-Intellectual Friend has been at it again, sending us light-hearted little blog tips that don't strain one's intellect too muc...

  With autumn comes flu season. Schools coop up children to the comfort and ease of the various germs and viruses they harbour, universitie...

We imagine you're still reeling from our recent bacterial onslaught , so we thought we'd kick you while you're down, by introdu...

There was quite a party in the jungle last night, and today Monkey, quoting Bridget Jones , just wants to be left with his head near the to...

 Monkey has many fans worldwide, not only in his native Ape Town, and he would like to wish them all "a super merry Christmas" (a...

It was quite a party We thought the day would never come, but here it is: World Toilet Day!  Finally, a cause for celebration!  As...

Despite the mixer tap at the City Art Gallery , those dark moments have been pretty damn opaque lately.  However, it has come to our atten...