The Privy Counsel (A Bog Blog)

Many readers have noticed that we haven't posted any Toilet Songs recently. We keep receiving frantic e-mails saying "Please do a...

An invigorating Toilet Song seems to be in order! The one we've chosen for today is one that's close to Hygeia 's heart, being...

We have many mottoes keeping us afloat here at the Privy Counsel, the most important one being WWCD ( What Would Chopper Do ). However, ano...

It's finally Sunday, our favourite day for Toilet Songs ! Purists might argue that the lyrics of today's choice mention neither por...

Phew. New Year's Day is always a bit awkward, if the rum you're drinking is at all worth its salt. Those pesky little words "f...

It's Sunday. We're presumably busy grappling a bottle of gin in a hotel bar with James Bond , but the rest of you could probably d...

It's Sunday - time for a Toilet Song ! If you've spent as much time as we have with drunken academics lately, you'll be glad of...

Phew. New Year's Day is always a bit awkward, if one's New Year's Eve has been at all up to scratch. The words "Face down ...

It's Friday night: L et's have some rock'n'roll!  Here's a special review-slash-toilet-song-update for that extra festi...

We've got a list of lavish lavatories as long as your arm, and will publish pictures in due course. Today, however, being Sunday, the m...

While our motto here at the Privy Counsel is quite prone to be something along the lines of, "Life's a bitch and then you die...