Pipe Dreams: Japan

Friends, readers, toilet-goers! Let us make a pilgrimage! Leaving this dreary, hygienically challenged island, let us go to Japan, a land flowing with, so to speak, milk and honey and automatic flushes! Wouldn't you want to live in a country where nobody urinates in public, where dog mess is ALWAYS dealt with, and where toilets give your arse a pleasant shower? Thought so. (The secret, apparently, is to have an arse-shower that decreases in strength 70 times per second - that gives the cleanest feeling. Aren't the Japanese marvellous?)
Read all about it in this (unfortunately linguistically challenged) article from Sydsvenskan!
Hurrah for Japan!