Face-Arse Farce

We at the Privy Counsel frequently can't tell our arse from our elbow, and we fervently believe that there is no shame in that. However, when you can't tell your arse from your face is when you really start having problems! So, how to solve such a humiliating dilemma? Well, as anyone with a disability knows, having the right aid makes the world of difference. That's why we were so utterly fucking delighted to receive this useful and amusing gift!

 Many thanks to our beautiful make-up obsessive friend!