Gaaaah! Is that the icy breath of SCREAMING BLOODY HORROR we feel on our neck? It is indeed! Halloween caught us unawares this year, engaged as we were in a multitude of intellectual activities (and a few strictly non-intellectual ones; the less said of those the better). But since it is apparently the thirty-first of October to-bloody-DAY, we shall of course be regaling our dearly beloved regular readers with our traditional SCREAMING BLOODY HORROR Halloween special! And have we ever got a multitude of gibber-inducing horrors in store for you today!
Let us start with Mr Smith. You will perhaps remember
Mr Smith's admirable bathroom, with its model grouting and exemplary ventilation? Let's revisit the pictures from this truly excellent bathroom, which is still, after nearly two years, on the Privy Counsel list of favourite bathrooms ever!
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Mr Smith usually keeps this shower curtain tucked away,
in order not to scare the cleaner to death.
Our Friends are nothing if not considerate. |
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Prints on the wall at Mr Smith's house.
Spot a theme, anyone? |
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| GAAAH! IT'S MR SMITH WITH A BLOODY MEAT CLEAVER!!! |
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| This looks perfectly normal, doesn't it? Is it, in fact, too normal? |
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A Swedish mixer tap, to all outward appearances perfectly normal, sane and healthy.
But did it just snarl? |
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| It's a trap, right? The paper towel dispenser is actually waiting to bite one's hand off? |
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| Satanic scribblings. |
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A lopsided, Hieronymus Bosch-esque monster with tusks!
Staring at the toilet visitor with a crazed, squinting, murderous gaze! |
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| WHAT THE HELL IS THE HOSE FOR??? |
Time for us to return to our syphilitic research! Happy Halloween, everyone!
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