Friday, 24 February 2012

Alien vs. Predator: Blood, Gore and Mixer-Taps

A team of scientists come across an almighty stink on an island off the Antarctic. They decide to investigate.

In a subterranean pyramid full of strange hieroglyphs, they find evidence of a terrifying experiment: aliens have been using humans to breed a new species of bad plumbing, with frightful tubes and taps going in every direction.

Luckily, predators turn up from another film and help the humans employ some racial hygiene,
destroying the dreadful plumbing creatures and installing mixer taps everywhere.
The aliens initially resist, but finally succumb to superior plumbing.

Order is restored, and everyone can finally wash their hands safely and comfortably.

Related reading
Are you British? Does tap sanity elude you?
History of British plumbing
Important information about taps

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