|A team of scientists come across an almighty stink on an island off the Antarctic. They decide to investigate.|
|In a subterranean pyramid full of strange hieroglyphs, they find evidence of a terrifying experiment: aliens have been using humans to breed a new species of bad plumbing, with frightful tubes and taps going in every direction.|
|Luckily, predators turn up from another film and help the humans employ some racial hygiene, |
destroying the dreadful plumbing creatures and installing mixer taps everywhere.
The aliens initially resist, but finally succumb to superior plumbing.
|Order is restored, and everyone can finally wash their hands safely and comfortably.|
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