Ugh. Is our response to most things at the moment. Reading the news? Ugh. Thinking about the future? Ugh. Thinking about the present? Ughhhhhhhhh. Basically, our standard reaction to life is like that of Shewee Fiend Friend's sister upon encountering a non-mixer tap for the first time: weary bafflement.
We're at the point right now where even binge-eating cheese doesn't relieve our heavy-as-a-box-of bricks (though why you'd go to the trouble of filling a box with bricks is anyone's guess) depression. Sparkling wine does seem to momentarily ease the horror, however.
Now then, now then. Let's have some more enlightening pictures. These were sent to us by Dragon-Hunting Friend, from the Cube Design Museum in Holland, which is evidently staffed entirely by riotously festive people:
We then move on to a philosophical question from everyone's favourite lad-about-town, Jonny:
Believe it or not, but we didn't anticipate the answer to that question! For once in our life, we were actually wrong! Let us have a close-up of the picture, for your edification and delight:
We're going to delve deeper into Jonny's recent excursions into bar toilets. That handsome young whippersnapper writes:
We think we'd better stop there, before things get out of hand. First, though, let's have a Festive Video! This clip from Dirty Dancing illustrates, adequately we believe, how every single one of our readers reacts when having even fleeting thoughts about Jonny. Entirely reasonably, we might add.
We're at the point right now where even binge-eating cheese doesn't relieve our heavy-as-a-box-of bricks (though why you'd go to the trouble of filling a box with bricks is anyone's guess) depression. Sparkling wine does seem to momentarily ease the horror, however.
Now then, now then. Let's have some more enlightening pictures. These were sent to us by Dragon-Hunting Friend, from the Cube Design Museum in Holland, which is evidently staffed entirely by riotously festive people:
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| Festive toilet-related nudity always cheers one up, actually |
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| Woof! We can't wait to visit this festive museum! |
We then move on to a philosophical question from everyone's favourite lad-about-town, Jonny:
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| Woof! |
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| Mmm. |
We're going to delve deeper into Jonny's recent excursions into bar toilets. That handsome young whippersnapper writes:
Yesterday I visited one of the best toilets I've ever seen
Foot traffic was heavy as you can imagine in such a magnificent space but I managed to get one photograph offWe replied in the only possible way:
WOOF!To which Jonny answered, reasonably:
I'll say
Jonny:
That's a teaser and I'll go back for more soon
The Privy Counsellor:
WOOOF!
#HeavyBreathing
We need to do a blog post soon, but today we're busy getting drunk, so probably tomorrow!
Jonny:
Yes!! Me too!
You're an inspiration.
We think we'd better stop there, before things get out of hand. First, though, let's have a Festive Video! This clip from Dirty Dancing illustrates, adequately we believe, how every single one of our readers reacts when having even fleeting thoughts about Jonny. Entirely reasonably, we might add.
Festive Video - Mickey & Sylvia, Love Is Strange, from Dirty Dancing
Related Reading:
That time when we were feeling single, seeing double
All posts featuring Shewee Fiend Friend
All posts featuring Dragon-Hunting Friend
All posts featuring Jonny
That other post featuring mentions of string vests
Related Reading:
That time when we were feeling single, seeing double
All posts featuring Shewee Fiend Friend
All posts featuring Dragon-Hunting Friend
All posts featuring Jonny
That other post featuring mentions of string vests
could toilet backpacks be the new shewee??
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