|A Terminator Toilet is sent back in time to kill the mother of all resistance fighters, Sarah Connor. |
The resistance movement counters this by sending a man of their own, Kyle Reese,
to 1984 Los Angeles (there's no accounting for taste).
|Terminator Toilet finally realises his mistake and hunts down the real Sarah. She and Kyle manage to flee, |
and, during a brief respite, hook their pipes up and fiddle with each other's taps.
|Sarah, pregnant with John, travels through Mexico, tutting every step of the way at the state of the plumbing. |
A Mexican urchin takes a picture of her, which she buys.
This is the photo that her son, the aptly named John, will later give to Kyle...
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