Monday, 29 November 2010

I Never Promised You a Rose Garden, But Here's a Picture of a Lovely Soap


Rose gardens are regrettably few and far between, but at least here's a rose-scented soap to help you pretend you are in one! This is by far our favourite soap; it comes in an ergonomically sound and aesthetically pleasing bottle, it smells of roses, and it's been awarded the Scandinavian eco label, the green swan.

We've got a few exciting reviews up our sleeve, but it's currently too cold to pull them out. Let us content ourselves with noting, that heeding the call of nature while out in said nature (for instance while running 16 km in the snowy Yorkshire countryside with a toilet-obsessed acquaintance), is a cold business.
 If possible, stay indoors, and remember to wash your hands!

Friday, 26 November 2010

Let's Get Medieval: King's Manor Toilet

A toilet fit for medievalists!
We have a juicy treat in store for you today; an absolutely lovely toilet in an absolutely lovely building, in an absolutely lovely town!  As is perfectly clear from the description, we are talking about the toilet in King's Manor, York.  We were actually late for Intellectual Friend's reading group the other day, because we were so absorbed in taking pictures of this beautiful bog.

That this toilet is a disability toilet is evident from the spaciousness, alarm button, easy-to-use-flush, and wall supports (oh, and the sign on the door).  It is light and spacious, clean, and really smells quite nice.

It's really very comfortable. Note the disability-friendly flush

The sink has the kind of pointless mixer tap, so common in Britain, that usually doesn't actually work. However, this one does, surprisingly, eventually produce some lukewarm water (it was a cold day, and, as in all old English buildings, the water temperature changes with the weather).

Hurrah! A lovely tap! And it's disability-friendly!

The (rather stylish) soap dispenser dispenses pleasantly fragranced soap.  Like all proper English institutions, the University of York displays signs of frantic health-and-safety awareness; there is a poster informing one of the dangers of disgusting personal habits, and the importance of washing one's hands.


Really rather stylish
Most students blatantly disregard these guidelines, turning up with the most disgusting germs oozing out of every orifice
















 The bin is covered, and at a pleasant distance from the toilet-goer, and there is an air dryer and a paper towel dispenser! Moreover, there is a separate bin for paper towels.

A most holy and encouraging trinity


There is no coat hook, but one can hang one's bag from the door handle, or put it on the windowsill, where a healthy-looking pot plant and a spare toilet roll add to the pleasantness of the room.


Such charming windows!


Points: 7/15

King's Manor
Exhibition Square

Thursday, 25 November 2010

More public toilets!

A toilet-obsessed friend lent us a scanner, and we meant to finally enter the 21st century by scanning a reader’s letter from our local newspaper.  However, technical problems got in the way, and we will have to do without it!  Here follows, instead, a transcription:

A costly call
As a former York resident who returns from time to time to shop or visit family and friends, I recently discovered the new toilets in Silver Street.
While they are an improvement in some ways, and I do not object to paying some charge for this service, I feel 40p was a bit steep, considering there was no hook to hang things from inside the cubicles (standard in most loos), which meant having to put my bag on a floor which was wet.
To add insult to injury, the hot air dryer did not work properly so I ended up having to dry my hands on my scarf.

(From The Press, 24 November 2010).

Personally, we find airdryers disgusting, and habitually dry our hands on items of clothing rather than risk exposing ourselves to other people's intestinal bacteria, so the airdryers being broken does not make us want to whip out a violin and play a sad tune.  However, the lack of a coat hook is nothing short of scandalous, and will of course be investigated: expect a review shortly!

The Silver Street toilets replace the old ones in Parliament Street.
Image from York Press.

Meanwhile, more exciting news from Sweden (my, my, how those busy Swedes do network!): according to Sydsvenskan, the council in Malmö is considering expanding their stock of public toilets! 50 million kronor (roughly £ 4 million) will be spent on building bogs across the city.  What is revolutionary is that the city is planning staffed toilets.  Unmanned public toilets are a popular, relatively warm hang-out for drug addicts, and this is to be discouraged. Sydsvenskan ends with noting that heeding the call of nature in a public place is likely to end in a fine of up to 1000 kronor (about £80).
For the full article AND PICTURES, see

For information on Malmö, see

Wednesday, 24 November 2010

A Short, Gadgetty Update


We're not sure how our friends end up finding these things on the Internet, and we're not sure that we want to know.  We are equally unsure how necessary this gadget is, but it is certainly amusing:

Reykjavik Revisited: An Exercise in Calligraphy

Apparently, the public at large is simply screaming out for more pictures of Icelandic toilets!  And who are we to deny the plebs their simple pleasures?
(If you missed the first, ground-breaking look at Icelandic toilets, educate yourself here: The Privy Counsel: Icelandic Toilets: An Intellectual Update)
If we had the time (read: if our Icelandic were better), we would translate these charming exercises in calligraphy for you. However, you will have to content yourselves with our assurance that they are most amusing!

Here is a picture of one of the toilets in an Icelandic bar.  The flush, which appears to be of the easy pull-up variety, is broken, and the toilet paper is all over the place. However, the amusing inscription on the wall more than makes up for any technical failings.

Thrifty tip of the week: Instead of throwing the empty toilet roll on the floor, why not keep it and make a papier maché pig or a Christmas tree ornament?


Chortle, chortle

Snort, snort

Har-har-har

Slapping thighs!

Here's a picture of the toilet in an underground bar in Reykjavík. We have very little to say about it, except that it looks like Hitler's bunker, and that the hand towel dispenser is open, causing us not a little alarm and distress. Hygeia says no!


Related Reading
All Icelandic Toilets

Tuesday, 23 November 2010

What Would Freud Say? Toilet Fear: More Common Than You Think


Today we return to the theme of the workplace toilet. A friend of ours in far-off, hygienically sound Sweden drew our attention to this little news titbit.  It seems that there is a wonderful phenomenon called the Toilet Barometer, which finds out all kinds of thrilling facts about people's thoughts on toilets.  Apparently, 55% of Polish people are afraid of being infected by disease when going to the toilet at work!  Either Poles are more than averagely paranoid, or we have reason to be grateful that we have never visited Poland.  The French are little better; 39% of Frenchmen are scared of their work toilets (and they have never even seen the toilet featured in our Screaming Horror Halloween Special!).  Furthermore, and this is intriguing, 19% of French workers claim to use their workplace facilities seldom or never.  Maybe they have super-strong, reinforced bladders?  Or maybe their shorter-than-the-European-average working week means that they can comfortably wait until they get home?  Swedish people, as would be expected, are the least worried about their workplace bogs; only 8% harbour paranoia in that department.

In case you're starting to feel sleepy at your desk, here's a refreshing image to wake you up!


To revisit our workplace toilet reviews, see
 and
If you have Scandinavian leanings, read the entire Toilet Barometer article at: http://www.dn.se/nyheter/sverige/toaskrack-vanligt-pa-jobbet-1.1210186

Monday, 22 November 2010

Flush with Pleasure: Flush Tracker

Our recent intellectual updates received a stream of positive comments. Much as we enjoy intellectual activities, however, they can be tiring. Today, therefore, we content ourselves with something light-hearted, not to say frivolous. A friend and well-wisher sent us a link to this stimulating website:


http://www.pocket-lint.com/news/36888/flush-tracker-plot-your-poop

Image from Pocketlint
How refreshing! British toilet-goers, you are in luck! If you're the competitive type, this will add a whole new dimension to your bathroom visits!

Further reading
Flush Tracker: A Revolting Activity
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