Sunday 16 September 2012

Toilet Song: Plexiglass Toilet

At the risk of being vulgar, we're giving you another Toilet Song today. It is perhaps not to everyone's taste, but we thought it was hilarious. It offers good advice, too, and not just in a metaphorical way!




Styx - Plexiglass Toilet

Written by John Curulewski
Lead vocals by John Curulewski

Don't sit on the Plexiglass toilet

Said the momma to her son
Wipe the butt clean with the paper
Make it nice for everyone
But don't sit down on the Plexiglass toilet yeah

A boy of 5 stands close to the toilet

Holds the lid up with one hand
Won't let go the lid for fear that
On his banana it will land
Don't sit down on the Plexiglass toilet yeah

Boy goes up he eats the enchilada

With the sauce that burns the heart
Family comes to visit family
Momma says don't belch and fart

Don't sit on the Plexiglass toilet

Said the momma to her son
Wipe the butt clean with the paper
Make it nice for everyone
But don't sit down on the Plexiglass toilet yeah

Everybody Sing!


Don't sit on the Plexiglass toilet

Said the momma to her son
Wipe the butt clean with the paper
Make it nice for everyone
But don't sit down on the Plexiglass toilet yeah

Don't sit on the Plexiglass toilet

Said the momma to her son
Wipe the butt clean with the paper
Make it nice for everyone
But don't sit down on the Plexiglass toilet yeah


Transparent toilet. Image from Sculpture Centre.

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