Wednesday, 28 August 2013

Jonny and a Public Toilet - A Treat for Single Ladies

Single ladies, hold on to your hats and strap on your girdles - here's a special, potent treat just for you! We have mentioned our friend Jonny once or twice, seldom without admiration. This guy is, as everyone who knows him agrees, graceful of limb and vigorous of intellect, and is an enthusiastic toilet photographer to boot! If that's not the definition of "a spanking good catch", we don't know what is. Frankly, we advise you to grab him while he's still available! Jonny can often be observed lurking round the public toilets in the Hyde Park area of Leeds.

A lush and lively public toilet in Leeds

Artistically enhanced interior and room enough for a robust man and his tiny bike

The word "gentlemen" is here used in the loosest possible sense

Jonny and his tiny bike enjoying the toilet

Jonny's assessment of these toilets is as follows:
Cleanliness 2/10
Space 9/10
Very surprised it had toilet roll and a spare roll!!
Thought you'd appreciate the Homer sticker too.
Well, we can't argue with the thrust of the argument! A spanking indictment on the state of the modern public lavatory, springing from a virile, fertile mind!

Ladies, lose not a single moment - go forth and throw yourselves at this man!

What a man, what a man
What a mighty good man

We're inclined to agree with Salt'n'Pepa. Woof!

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1 comment:

  1. Oh dear, sounds like the Leeds council needs to up their game a bit!


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