INTERMISSION

Our intelligent readers are, we know, eager for more toilet-related news, being accustomed to regular doses of serious research as well as mere idle frivolities. You will have to restrain yourselves, however, as we are on a research trip, busily collating, erm, data. Should the withdrawal symptoms prove unbearable, do please have a look at our amusing labels, and read some of the riveting stuff in the archive. Alternatively, HTFU and stop whingeing.