Since we've been toiling away and leading a most mundane and ordinary existence recently, we're too knackered to cook up an enraged rant or a fascinating new toilet fact, and so, dear readers, you'll have to make do with leftovers from the archive today.
We made an excursion to
Fountains Abbey some time ago, with a dear friend from
Canada. It was a most splendid and awesome day: we saw cows, a Saxon arch, wild garlic, and a Georgian folly. Oh, and toilets, of course!
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| A most admirable and sturdy coat-hook |
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| Clean, but the bin's a bit too close and the flush is a disability-hostile lever |
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| The bog roll is hygienically covered and plain white |
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| Forgive them, for they know not what they do: your average British public toilet taps |
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| A curious arrangement of unhygienic and energy-consuming hand-dryers... |
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| ...however, as well as hand-dryers there was some tissue |
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| Fountains Abbey: How it might have looked in days of yore, before the Reformation |
Even with an extra point for the spurious claim of providing nice soap, these toilets are positively medieval and gain a meagre 4 points out of 17.
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