Friends, readers, toilet-goers! Let us make a pilgrimage! Leaving this dreary, hygienically challenged island, let us go to Japan, a land flowing with, so to speak, milk and honey and automatic flushes! Wouldn't you want to live in a country where nobody urinates in public, where dog mess is ALWAYS dealt with, and where toilets give your arse a pleasant shower? Thought so. (The secret, apparently, is to have an arse-shower that decreases in strength 70 times per second - that gives the cleanest feeling. Aren't the Japanese marvellous?)
Read all about it in this (unfortunately linguistically challenged) article from Sydsvenskan!
Hurrah for Japan!
Read all about it in this (unfortunately linguistically challenged) article from Sydsvenskan!
Hurrah for Japan!
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