A note of warning
For non-regular readers, or readers who haven't been regular long enough to have experienced a Toilet Tale: Brace yourselves.
Here's how the format works: We take a classic story, for instance Jane Eyre, or Terminator, and butcher abridge it, retelling the story with toilets. Sometimes we create original stories, like the lighthearted romp A Rootin', Tootin' Toilet Tale, or the bloodcurdling drama The Body in the Bathtub: A Poirot Mystery.
Most often we use these knitted figures and turn them into characters.
Say hello to Tubby the Bathtub, Flushie the Toilet, and Professor Plunger. You can get the knitting patterns from Mochimochiland. |
Sometimes, though, we use other images of toilets as characters (as for instance in The Body in the Bathtub, or Lady Chatterley's Lover).
A final warning
We tried to remember when we last read Leo Tolstoy's War and Peace, and the best guess we could come up with was "probably sometime in high school? Or maybe at uni?". We have relied extensively, while creating the finely tuned drama of which you are about to partake, on Wikipedia, Spd Rdng, and Cliffsnotes. Because let's be honest - there's no way we can be arsed reading the damn thing again.
Without further preamble, let us begin!
War and Piss
Luckily, Napoleon Bonaparte decides to invade Russia. Finally, a chance to take action against those effeminate French and their poncy lavender soaps! Andrei joins the Hussars, the Russian cavalry. |
Fin
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By the way, if you ever fancy a competently performed piss-up in a brewery, we heartily recommend the brewery tour at the Egill Skallagrímsson brewery in Reykjavík.
Another good brewery where one may enjoy a piss-up is the Sct. Clemens Brewery in Aarhus.
By the way, if you ever fancy a competently performed piss-up in a brewery, we heartily recommend the brewery tour at the Egill Skallagrímsson brewery in Reykjavík.
Another good brewery where one may enjoy a piss-up is the Sct. Clemens Brewery in Aarhus.
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