You lucky, lucky toilet blog readers are in for a treat today!
Rejoice, firstly, for our internet connection allows us to upload full-size pictures!
Secondly, we have a charming series of photographs from the Leeds University Library toilets.
We begin with this delightful picture of a toilet. Note the hygienically covered toilet paper, which is of a blessedly plain white colour and texture.
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| Photographer's note: The water appears to be naturally yellow |
Then we have some charming graffiti. First, a riddle:
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| Transcription:
A man works on the 100th floor of a building. Every day he takes the lift to the 50th floor and walks the rest.
Except when it is raining, he takes it all the way to the top. Why? |
Get your heads round that one!
Then we have a simple but stylistically pleasing rhyme, followed by a serious accusation. It appears academics can't even go to the toilet without accusing each other of plagiarism!
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Transcription:
Here I sat
& Here I shat
I can’t believe you plagiarised my work from the other cubicle, you fucking toilet!
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Finally, a light-hearted poem and a somewhat critical personal observation:
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| Transcription (selection):
When I poop
It looks like soup
Or otters, swimming,
In a little group
Karl Pilkington has a head like a fucking orange
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Related reading:
The Berrick Saul Building at the University of York: Finally, a British Nod in the Direction of the 21st Century
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