An Opportunity to Learn Seven Impossible Things before Breakfast

They say you learn something new every day. While we personally doubt that this applies to absolutely everyone, it is nonetheless probably true of many people. We assume that our readers, though doubtless mostly consisting of unwashed barbarians, are yet intelligent enough to learn something new and retain the knowledge. In a fit of unrivalled laziness, therefore, today's update consists of an article we found on Enlightened Friend's website, and nothing more.

Read it here.
You have the opportunity of learning up to seven new things.

Here's a completely unrelated picture, which we added for no other reason than that we really liked it.
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