Happy New Year!
We shall keep this brief, to give you all more time for drunken revelry and orgiastic carousing, and also because sickness and ill health plague us like syphilis plagues a Romantic poet. Actually we suffer a vast deal, and have done for some time - though of course with the greatest patience in the world, which is always the way with us, for we have, without exception, the sweetest temper anyone ever met with. People often tell their other girls they are nothing to us.
Be that as it may, we want to get back to drinking vast quantities of tea and watching old episodes of Poirot.
We have a greeting from Dragon-Hunting Friend, who says:
That is quite some toilet! And with a mixer tap, too!
We don't have any new year's resolutions, though we do have two mottoes for 2016. And we mean to stick to them. They are:
FEMINISM NEEDS TO BE MORE MILITANT
and
PEOPLE SHOULD FUCK OFF MORE
We don't have a hell of a lot else to say. We meant to do a review of the year's twelve best posts, like we did last year to great acclaim. But we have the kind of headache that feels like you drank a bottle of Bailey's all by yourself, except unfortunately we didn't, or at least not recently. Also only three people have voted in the poll which we announced in our last post, with the intention of defining the twelve best posts of 2015. Clearly our readers are even more depraved than we thought they were, and don't appreciate democracy, or bog blog polls.
So that's it. Happy fucking new year!
Today's festive video is Miranda Lambert at the Grammy awards, because it is our ambition to kick one tenth of the arse she does during the year to come.
We shall keep this brief, to give you all more time for drunken revelry and orgiastic carousing, and also because sickness and ill health plague us like syphilis plagues a Romantic poet. Actually we suffer a vast deal, and have done for some time - though of course with the greatest patience in the world, which is always the way with us, for we have, without exception, the sweetest temper anyone ever met with. People often tell their other girls they are nothing to us.
Be that as it may, we want to get back to drinking vast quantities of tea and watching old episodes of Poirot.
We have a greeting from Dragon-Hunting Friend, who says:
Happy new year from the "loo with a view" (as the lift attendant called it) - floor 68 of the Shard!
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| We've had some quite worrying conversations recently with Australian Friend about the Shard, and thus find this sight a trifle uncomfortable. But we hope you enjoy it! |
That is quite some toilet! And with a mixer tap, too!
We don't have any new year's resolutions, though we do have two mottoes for 2016. And we mean to stick to them. They are:
FEMINISM NEEDS TO BE MORE MILITANT
and
PEOPLE SHOULD FUCK OFF MORE
We don't have a hell of a lot else to say. We meant to do a review of the year's twelve best posts, like we did last year to great acclaim. But we have the kind of headache that feels like you drank a bottle of Bailey's all by yourself, except unfortunately we didn't, or at least not recently. Also only three people have voted in the poll which we announced in our last post, with the intention of defining the twelve best posts of 2015. Clearly our readers are even more depraved than we thought they were, and don't appreciate democracy, or bog blog polls.
So that's it. Happy fucking new year!
Today's festive video is Miranda Lambert at the Grammy awards, because it is our ambition to kick one tenth of the arse she does during the year to come.
Festive video - Miranda Lambert, Little Red Wagon (57th GRAMMYs)
Now fuck off.
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Now fuck off.
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Feast your eyes on another loo with a view here: All Mouth and No Trousers - Sichuan Food in Singapore
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