Kind friends - let's call them Mr and Mrs Smith - let us stay with them recently, when we were en route to a conference (alas, not toilet-related) but prevented from getting there conveniently by a massive conspiracy involving multiple train companies, the FBI, and the aliens who killed Kennedy.
Nonetheless, we had a great time under the roof of our lovely married couple, parts of which we haven't seen since their
very festive wedding some time ago. Their house is very nice indeed, but what had us shouting "Hallelujah!" and clapping our hands maniacally was their bathrooms! They have one each!
To prevent over-excitement and cardiac arrests among our audience we shall content ourselves with viewing one at a time.
Let's start with Mrs Smith's bathroom, shall we?
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| A vision of loveliness - woof! |
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| Water-saving flush! |
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| Mixer-tap! |
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| Various feminine articles |
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| A très chic shower cap! |
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| A shower conveniently equipped with multiple hygiene articles |
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Look at the grouting! Just look at it! Look!
Expertly done! No mould! |
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| Decorative bits of greenery |
We don't know about you, but we're beginning to feel that one day - maybe give us 200-300 years - we may regain our faith in
British plumbing!
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